Wednesday, November 27, 2013

bill is an asshole

by popular demand, i will be updating this blog every wednesday (HAPPY HUMP DAY)!!!  

bill is this guy i had the displeasure of meeting through mutual friends back in 2010.  he's a preppy white dude, think georgetown prep or old DC money.  he looks like a skinnier, cuter version of seth rogen.

(i can work with this...)


i was initially attracted to him because he's a sarcastic asshole and i used to like assholes... we fooled around a couple times and ultimately, he wasn't looking for anything serious so we parted ways.  better to find out early.  recently we started talking again via facebook messenger.  he seems to have grown up a bit, super flirty, and wants to take me out to founding farmers for dinner.  FF is a *really nice* restaurant here in DC, the wait list is ridic, and i had a new dress from gwynnie bee so i was looking forward to our date that sunday.

the friday before our date, he was in my area and i needed help with something around the house, so he came over and helped out... and we fooled around.  i knew in the back of my mind that inviting him over before the date could mean the date was off, but it was imperative i get my house thing done, so... yeah.

maybe i manifested it or perhaps i've become astute when it comes to men, but it was no shock that sunday came and went and there was no date.

this week's lesson, single gals...
trust your gut, you're probably right.  don't "hang out" pre date because you'll miss out on some amazing crab cakes and prohibition style cocktails.

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