Friday, August 16, 2013

denver speed dating

i believe that denver hasn't caught on to the okcupid craze. the DC locals searched usually yields 10-15 date opportunities whereas denver you're lucky if you get one bite in 8 days.
this is why i was willing to have what boiled down to a speed date with the rock climber.

the moment he arrived at the bar, i could tell by his demeanor this would probably not work out. he was so.... rigid. he looked boring. he also was a fan of the word "cheap". i've had a few of these dates.

("i love this bar because it's cheap" "i love being in beer club because it's free" "i love pbr because it's cheap" etc etc)
 
"cheap" should not be in your vocabulary for a first date. when a guy talks to me about being cheap on a date, what i hear is "you are not worth enough to me, you are inferior". show me you like me and pull out some cash.

this date was going absolutely no where. he didn't even buy me a drink!!! even after i said "hmmm i need to get another drink".

i've learned that in colorado, it's better to meet a man offline. :)