Thursday, November 10, 2011

first world problems

okcupid hasn't been so good to me this time.  i really need to delete that fucking thing, it's a source of utter bullshit.  i met a couple this weekend who gave me hope (they met on OKC and have been together for a couple years) but ehhh.  it's hard to stay positive sometimes.

--was contacted by a really cute guy who wanted to take me out to lunch.  we had mutual friends and were actually facebook friends (he added me) for awhile.  the day of our date, he texts me that he has to work late but he really wants to see me soon.  and two hours later, he updates his facebook status to "in a relationship".

baby dick motherfucker!

--i messaged a guy who i thought was cute and we had a lot of mutual interests.  he writes me back today:

Hey, you seem cool.

I just don't see us being that good a fit for anything serious and since you aren't looking for something casual I don't think we'd fit well at all. But I wish you luck in the wilderness of online dating. :) 


LAME.

--then later, i get a message from this guy i messed around with last year.  i found out that after he left a ring in my car that i couldn't send it to his house because his GIRLFRIEND would find out.  yeah.  he emailed me to let me know he's single now.

i didn't have sex with him the first time because he has a BABY DICK!  ignore.

--and finally, the cute guy at the gym.  i try not to stare at him so i go between purposely ignoring him and smiling at him when our eyes meet.  so today i'm doing my thing on the weight circuit and we end up facing each other.... so he starts hitting on another lady.

i really know how to pick them, huh???